My First Post...

Hello, I'm Alfie Strange. Unlike most people you'll know, I'm fictional. Also (and I like to think more interestingly) UNLIKE most fictional characters you might know, I live in your world. I live in what I have come to understand as an "ordinary" house, in an "ordinary" town just outside the M25 in England. 

I've been meaning to set up one of these blog-type thingys ever since I first heard about them. My reasons for not doing so are 2 fold. 

1) I am, by enlarge, lazy beyond all reason.

2) Up until recently I was suffering from the major disability of being ENTIRELY fictional. 

I will explain the finer points of my fictional origins in future posts. I just wanted to be polite and say hello. Feel free to comment - Although, to this particular entry, the only applicable comment would be "Hello"

Regards,

Alfie Strange